SARDAR Amazing Jokes

Stick a tire pressure gauge in his ear


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What do you do when a Sardar throws a pin at you?
Run like Hell....he's got a hand grenade in his mouth.


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How do you make a Sardar laugh on Saturday?
Tell him a joke on Wednesday.


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What is the Sardar doing when he holds his hands tightly over his ears?
Trying to hold on to a thought.


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Why do Sardars work seven days a week?
So you don't have to re-train them on Monday.


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Why can't Sardars make ice cubes?
They always forget the recipe.


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How did the Sardar try to kill the bird?
He threw it off a cliff.


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What do you call 10 Sardars standing ear to ear?
A wind tunnel.

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What do you see when you look into a Sardar's eyes?
The back of his head.


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What do you do when a Sardar throws a hand grenade at you?
Pull the pin and throw it back.


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What do you call a sardar who drinks only beer?
Just-beer Singh ('T' silent!).


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What do you call a sardar who has only one drink?
Just-one Singh.


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Why does Sardar always smile during lightning storms?
They think their picture is being taken.


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Why does Sardar have "TGIF" written on their shoes?
Toes Go In First.


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How can you tell when Sardar sends you a fax?
It has a stamp on it.



For time pass purpose only ......